IQ Test
Answer these questions, post your results, and I'll insert them into a complicated algorithm that tells me how smart you are.


1) Which is not a real fruit?

A) Apple

B) Banana

C) Blueberry

D) Crystal-berryz



2) When you and your friends fucked that horse last summer, did it feel _______ ?

A) awesome

B) disappointingly mediocre


3) If the 47 year old guy who works at Bass Pro Shops asked you if you want to drink some vodka with him and his hunting buddies in the dumpster behind the mall last weekend when you were buying some bait for a fishing trip me and my dad had planned for a long time and you get raped in the dumpster and you never tell anyone. And you just can't stop fucking replaying it in your head over and over and over and sometimes you wish you could crawl into a hole in the wall and never come out.


4) What's your favorite imaginary race of people?

A) Vulcans

B) Elves

C) Jews



5) If you could be any animal in the world, which one would you be and why?

A) Dog, because they can breathe underwater for hours

B) Dog, because they are unable to breathe underwater for any period of time

C) Turtle, because you are a gay loser


6) If all zims are zonks, and some zonks are zaps, are some zaps zims?

A) yes

B) go fuck yourself


7) If you pay 7% interest on a fixed rate 30 year adjustable mortgage on a 250,000 dollar home for 7 years, and refinance for a .8% decrease after 15% of the life cycle, what is your favorite type of bird and why?

A) Ostrich, world's biggest bird, lays huge eggs, can run very fast, awesome looking, no question about it.